Pimp my ride, Russian style! Buy the world’s most expensive ultra-luxury SUV featuring Whale Penis Leather for $1.5M

October 13, 2009 at 1:55 pm

(Source: Jalopnik)

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Kudos to our awesome folks at Jalopnik who have a knack for finding such news.    The $1.5M Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition features, apart from the Whale Penis Leather, diamond-encrusted white gold gauges and gold-plated bulletproof windows.  Also to be noted is the wildly over-the-top 8.1 liter GM V8-powered Dartz Kombat T98, which is getting a name change to Prombron and along with it will come a complete and brain-maimingly bourgeoisie upgrade with the Monaco Red Diamond Edition. The world’s most expensive ultra-luxury SUV will debut at the 2010 Top Marques Monaco show with luxe features crazy enough to make a Maybach blush.  Prombron built armored cars from the late 1910 period for Czar’s and Communist dictators so it’s a fitting modern day re-incarnation.

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For your $1.5 million you get the following features:

  • Ruby Red matte paint
  • Gold-plated bulletproof windows
  • 22″ Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
  • Whale Penis Leather interior
  • Tungsten exhaust
  • Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
  • White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges – grill, side and dashboard
  • Special edition Vertu mobile phone with “alert” button
  • Additional outside kevlar coating
  • Rogue Acoustic Audio System.

Wait, wait, Wait.. That’s not all.  To stick to the Russian tradition, the makers have also thrown in THREE BOTTLES OF World Most Expensive Vodka – RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same as in the RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912.

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